英文：
我的 AI
As my AI voice takes on a life of its own while I despair over my overhanging stomach and my children's every damn thing, I can't help but want to write something about it.
My fans have officially switched sides and accepted that I am indeed 冷门歌手 while my AI persona is the current hot property. I mean really, how do you fight with someone who is putting out new albums in the time span of minutes.
Whether it is ChatGPT or AI or whatever name you want to call it, this "thing" is now capable of mimicking and/or conjuring, unique and complicated content by processing a gazillion chunks of information while piecing and putting together in a most coherent manner the task being asked at hand. Wait a minute, isn't that what humans do? The very task that we have always convinced ourselves; that the formation of thought or opinion is not replicable by robots, the very idea that this is beyond their league, is now the looming thing that will threaten thousands of human conjured jobs. Legal, medical, accountancy, and currently, singing a song.
You will protest, well I can tell the difference, there is no emotion or variance in tone/breath or whatever technical jargon you can come up with. Sorry to say, I suspect that this would be a very short term response.
Ironically, in no time at all, no human will be able to rise above that. No human will be able to have access to this amount of information AND make the right calls OR make the right mistakes (ok mayyyybe I'm jumping ahead). This new technology will be able to churn out what exactly EVERYTHING EVERYONE needs. As indie or as warped or as psychotic as you can get, there's probably a unique content that could be created just for you. You are not special you are already predictable and also unfortunately malleable.
At this point, I feel like a popcorn eater with the best seat in the theatre. (Sidenote: Quite possibly in this case no tech is able to predict what it's like to be me, except when this is published then ok it's free for all). It's like watching that movie that changed alot of our lives Everything Everywhere All At Once, except in this case, I don't think it will be the idea of love that will save the day.
In this boundless sea of existence, where anything is possible, where nothing matters, I think it will be purity of thought, that being exactly who you are will be enough.
With this I fare thee well.
中文：
我的 AI
当我正在为自己凸出的肚子和孩子们的日常琐事烦心时，AI孙燕姿已正式“出道”，于是我决定来写一些对它的感想。
我的粉丝们都已跳槽，也同时接受我就是一名冷门歌手的事实，而我的AI角色也成为了目前所谓的顶流。毕竟该怎么跟一个每几分钟就能推出一张新专辑的“人”比呢？
无论是ChatGPT、AI或叫什么名字都无所谓，这个“东西”能够通过处理海量的信息，同时以最连贯的方式拼接组合手头的任务，来模仿和/或创造出独特而复杂的内容。等一下，这不就是人类已经在做的吗？之前我们一直坚信，思想或观点的形成是机器无法复制的任务，这超出了它们的能力范围，但现在它却赫然耸现并将威胁到成千上万个由人类创造的工作，比如法律、医学、会计等行业，以及目前我们正在谈论的，唱歌。
你可能会反对，说自己还是能分辨，它既没有情绪，也没有音调（或任何你能想得到的专业术语）的变化。很抱歉，我怀疑这只会是个非常短暂的反应。
讽刺的是，人类再怎么快也无法超越它。没有人类能够获得如此大量的信息并且在正确的时机做出正确的决策，或者犯下正确的错误（OK，或许我想得有点太远）。这项新技术将能够为每个人提供他们所需要的一切，无论是独立的、扭曲的还是疯狂的，都可能会有一种专门为你创作的独特内容。你并不特别，你已经是可预测的，而且不幸的是，你也是可塑的。
此时此刻，我觉得自己像是一个在吃着爆米花、坐在电影院最好的位置上的观众。（顺便说一句：这种情况下，很可能没有任何技术能预测我本人是什么感受，直到这篇文章出现在网络上）。这就像看那部改变了我们生活的电影《瞬息全宇宙》，有别于电影的是，爱并不是拯救这一切的关键。
在这无边无际的汪洋大海中存在，凡事皆有可能，凡事皆无所谓，我认为思想纯净、做自己，已然足够。
就写到这里，祝你一切安好。
和菜头翻译：
As my AI voice takes on a life of its own while I despair over my overhanging stomach and my children's every damn thing, I can't help but want to write something about it.
当我在为自己日渐隆起的肚腩和孩子们的破事而烦恼时，我的人工智能歌声却不胫而走，四处流传，于是我有些话想要一吐而快。
My fans have officially switched sides and accepted that I am indeed 冷门歌手 while my AI persona is the current hot property. I mean really, how do you fight with someone who is putting out new albums in the time span of minutes.
在我的人工智能角色成为目前的热门人物之时，我的粉丝们已经正式临阵反正，改旗易帜，接受了我确实是个“冷门歌手”的现实。说真的，你怎么可能打得过一个在几分钟之内就能出一张新专辑的家伙？
Whether it is ChatGPT or AI or whatever name you want to call it, this "thing" is now capable of mimicking and/or conjuring, unique and complicated content by processing a gazillion chunks of information while piecing and putting together in a most coherent manner the task being asked at hand. Wait a minute, isn't that what humans do? The very task that we have always convinced ourselves; that the formation of thought or opinion is not replicable by robots, the very idea that this is beyond their league, is now the looming thing that will threaten thousands of human conjured jobs. Legal, medical, accountancy, and currently, singing a song. 不管是叫它ChatGPT 还是 AI 又或者任何其他名字，这个“东西”能够处理无数段信息，并且以最为连贯的方式把你的案头工作给组合起来，以此模仿和/或创造独特而复杂的内容。等一等！这不是就是人类会做的事情么？我们一直都在说服自己坚信：思考和观点的形成，是机器人所无法替代的人类独有任务，这远远超出了机器人的能力范围。但现在步步紧逼的AI 即将威胁到成千上万个人类工作岗位，诸如法律、医学、会计等行业，以及现在这篇博客正在讨论的---歌唱。
You will protest, well I can tell the difference, there is no emotion or variance in tone/breath or whatever technical jargon you can come up with. Sorry to say, I suspect that this would be a very short term response.当然你会反驳说：我还是能分辨出真人和AI 歌声之间的区别，在声音/气息（或者任何你能想到的音专业术语）上，AI 没有任何情绪或者变化。但是对不起，我怀疑这只会是很短的一段时间而已。
Ironically, in no time at all, no human will be able to rise above that. No human will be able to have access to this amount of information AND make the right calls OR make the right mistakes (ok mayyyybe I'm jumping ahead). This new technology will be able to churn out what exactly EVERYTHING EVERYONE needs. As indie or as warped or as psychotic as you can get, there's probably a unique content that could be created just for you. You are not special you are already predictable and also unfortunately malleable.讽刺的是，很快就没有任何人类能够超越AI。没有人类能够在获取如此之多信息的同时，还能做出正确的决策，又或者是做出正确的错误（好吧，也许我的想法有点太过跳跃了）。这项技术能够为每个人精准地制造出每样他们所需要的东西。无论你有多小众、多变态、多疯狂，AI 都能为你度身定做出独特的内容。你并没有那么特别，因为你已经可以被AI 所预测。不幸的是，你同样也可以被AI 所定制。
At this point, I feel like a popcorn eater with the best seat in the theatre. (Sidenote: Quite possibly in this case no tech is able to predict what it's like to be me, except when this is published then ok it's free for all). It's like watching that movie that changed alot of our lives Everything Everywhere All At Once, except in this case, I don't think it will be the idea of love that will save the day.在这个意义上来说，我感觉自己就像个正坐在电影院里最好的位子上吃爆米花的观众。（旁注：在这种情况下，很可能没有任何科技能够预测我此刻的感受，除非我把这篇博文发布出去，好吧，大家现在随便看吧）。这感觉就像是在观看那部改变了我们生活的电影《瞬息全宇宙》，但不同于电影剧情，这一次爱并不能拯救世界。
In this boundless sea of existence, where anything is possible, where nothing matters, I think it will be purity of thought, that being exactly who you are will be enough. 在这无边无际的存在之海里，一切皆有可能，一切全无所谓。我想，能够拥有思虑纯净和保持自我，这就已经足够。
With this I fare thee well.
谨此与君珍重道别。
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